I have my browser set up to open a random Wikipedia page. (Use: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random)
I won’t bore you with all the tales of times it has randomly displayed things that I had been improbably talking about earlier in the day, or the many times it has displayed something embarrassing/weird/offensive when somebody was looking over my shoulder.
What I will tell you about is this:
Today it opened with an article on “-Izzle”, as in “for shizzle”. Finding this amusing, I read on, leading to my favorite thing of the day. In trying to explain its usage the author(s) offers us this:
Although there are no hard-and-fast rules governing its usage, in general, the izz infix technique is performed by inserting izz, usually after a word’s last pre-vowel consonant in its final syllable without deleting any letters.Examples: minute becomes minizzute, and Kazakhstan becomes Kazakhstizzan. One-syllable words generally translate better with this technique: cream becomes crizzeam, for example.
Kazakhstan becomes Kazakhstizzan?!? That is your example? I salute you sir/madam for your absurdity is sublime.